Thu. May 2nd, 2024

The following is a recent conversation I had with some moronic “Sr. Compliance Analyst” on LinkedIn about DPC:

HIM: Why don’t we measure DPC value as quarterbacking your patients care instead of you get paid whether they see you or not. How about calling them once a week. How about house calls at no charge. How about not redefining quality metrics. Rural DPC docs won’t quit. They’ll ask the federal government for larger reimbursements like they constantly do or raise their prices and watch the ACH money flow in every month. One day I hope docs stop whining about things. You’ve changed to DPC to alleviate some of the things you don’t like about the healthcare system. Ok, so now, let’s try doing some sound medical practicing. Go to work!

ME: You obviously have no f’ing clue what DPC is. Maybe learn about it first.

HIM: I know EXACTLY what DPC is. It’s a good solution to address basic healthcare needs. Stop whining and go to work.

ME: I’m retired. And I worked harder as a doctor in one year than you did in your career. Don’t you ever tell any doctor to “go to work” not knowing how hard it was for us to get there and how hard we work. You disgust me, Mr. ANALyst.

HIM: Agreed. You worked much harder, Now you’re retired. We can all benefit from that.

ME: Nah. Only when the blood-sucking parasites (like yourself) leave healthcare will things be fixed

Obviously, I got a little steamed but it drives me crazy when others:

  1. Pontificate about DPC but are clueless.
  2. Scream for metrics and quality but can’t define either.
  3. Tell doctors they are whining and need to go to work.

I need a break so I will see you all in Minnesota for the DPC Summit

Deep breaths.

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By Douglas Farrago, MD

Douglas Farrago MD is board certified in the specialty of Family Practice. He is the inventor of a product called the Knee Saver which is currently in the Baseball Hall of Fame. The Knee Saver and its knock-offs are worn by many major league baseball catchers. He is also the inventor of the CryoHelmet used by athletes for head injuries as well as migraine sufferers. From 2001 – 2011, Dr. Farrago was the editor and creator of the Placebo Journal which ran for 10 full years. Described as the Mad Magazine for doctors, he and the Placebo Journal were featured in the Washington Post, US News and World Report, the AP, and the NY Times. Douglas Farrago, MD received his Bachelor of Science from the University of Virginia in 1987, his Masters of Education degree in the area of Exercise Science from the University of Houston in 1990, and his Medical Degree from the University of Texas at Houston in 1994. His residency training occurred way up north at the Eastern Maine Medical Center in Bangor, Maine. In his final year, he was elected Chief Resident by his peers. Dr. Farrago has practiced family medicine for twenty-three years, first in Auburn, Maine and now in Forest, Virginia. He founded Forest Direct Primary Care in 2014, which quickly filled in 18 months. Dr. Farrago still blogs every day on his website Authenticmedicine.com and lectures worldwide about the present crisis in our healthcare system and the effect it has on the doctor-patient relationship. Dr. Farrago’s has written three books on direct primary care: The Official Guide to Starting Your Own Direct Primary Care Practice, The Direct Primary Care Doctor’s Daily Motivational Journal and Slowing the Churn in Direct Primary Care (While Also Keeping Your Sanity) are all best sellers in this genre. He is a leading expert in direct primary care model and lectures medical students, residents, and doctors on how to start their own DPC practice. He retired from clinical medicine in October, 2020.

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